My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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