My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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