Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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