It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So gin and wine won't be happening again
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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