D3 body, D1 cock
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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