I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
