I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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