I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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