I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm really busy with my period
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