Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
her vagine was all disorganized.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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