how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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