This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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