It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
How naked do you want me to be?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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