I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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