i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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