Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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