I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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