Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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