The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? ๐๐
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know heโll give me.
Randomize
