When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Terrible idea I love it
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Come on in and take your pants off
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