is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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