i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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