rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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