I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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