Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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