My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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