so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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