is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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