..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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