so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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