Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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