Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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