I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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