Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
How does one acquire holy water?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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