why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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