u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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