just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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