when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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