i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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