if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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