A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
