Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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