You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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