1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
