wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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