Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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