On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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