He asked me if I "almost moaned"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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