I just pynch a tree in the face
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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