Define "chronic" masturbator.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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