I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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