Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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