Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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