Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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