Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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